I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
I don’t really give a damn bout the next generation of kids coming up not having the same shit we did being “90’s kids” and all but I truly do feel bad that they’ll never experience the month leading up to halloween like we did
imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky
next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y
"heeey baby, wanna suck-"
"SUCK THIS" *punches dick w metal fist*
HARRY POTTER MEME: one house → Slytherin
Those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.
seared onto my hearts
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
You can build yourself a third husky
That’s the spirit
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?